Idle Time Enthusiast Gifts

Over-qualified?

'Why do old people always hang around all day in bus shelters?'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

Crowded Ice Fishing

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

She required plenty of personal space.

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

How the goat got square eyes.

Inactive wear store.

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

The Procrastinatorium.

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"We've lost the remote."