Idle Moments Gifts

Couch potato's shirt, "It suits you!"

Hush puppy.

American Idle.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

She required plenty of personal space.

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

The best relationships are silent.

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

Welcome to our meeting!

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

Using an electric toothbrush to stir tea

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

Over-qualified?

'This is your last wish. Are you sure you want to use it to change channel again?'

"I love our comfortable silences."

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

Dr. Raymond Hoffler Proctologist

Idlewild.

"So...what have you been doing for your last week of summer break?"

"What did we do before widescreen TV?"

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

'Actually on a molecular level, I'm quite active.'

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'