Idleness Gifts

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

American Idle.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

"What did we do before widescreen TV?"

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Banana Split Personality

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

She required plenty of personal space.

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

This man is an island.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Drinking Companions

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'I'm Bored'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'