Solitude T-Shirts

A vampire in a canoe.

Lone Wolf

"I miss avoiding people."

Introvert Career Faire.

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

"I'm ok, thanks anyway. . . all is good here!"

Sand television

'Society of hermits'

I'm thinking of joining the, 'People Who Enjoy Solitude in Large Numbers', group.

Footprints on Island.

'I'm Bored'

Alone - This exit. More alone than ever - Next exit.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

"He's not self isolating, he's just a miserable bastard."

'Hanking is a hard man to get to know.'

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

Hank went to his secret spot in the attic for a few minutes away from family.

Me, myself and I.

Castaway with a tennis court.

"No man is an island, but I come pretty damn close."

"He definitely doesn't want to see anybody."

Lonely fish.

'I have no idea who he is, I like to keep myself to myself.'

"So, you're staying in then?"

Mind Island

'It's lonely at the top, but it's a good lonely.'

'I think I need some me time.'

Intellectual Island, Philosophers Escape.

'Fersteinser believes in strictly minding his own business.'