Loneliness Advocate T-Shirts

"A new government survey has suggested that living along and watching too much tv can make some people very angry."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"My email is down... talk to me."

Cellphone Islands

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Desert Planet

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

"This next one's for anyone feeling a little lonely right now, namely, me."

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

"I don't even have a relationship with a bank."

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

The Loneliest Job in the World

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

'Why are the others always in the majority?'

'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'

Christmas during a pandemic.

"I said, 'You're starting to get on my nerves'!"

"He definitely doesn't want to see anybody."

'Where's everybody?'

"There's nothing wrong with the food. I just needed a little attention."

'So long, old friend.'

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'