Loneliness Advocate Pillows

"A new government survey has suggested that living along and watching too much tv can make some people very angry."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"My email is down... talk to me."

Cellphone Islands

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Desert Planet

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"I don't even have a relationship with a bank."

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'

Christmas during a pandemic.

"I said, 'You're starting to get on my nerves'!"

'Why are the others always in the majority?'

"He definitely doesn't want to see anybody."

'So long, old friend.'

'Where's everybody?'

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

You have no new messages

"There's nothing wrong with the food. I just needed a little attention."

"I've changed the locks and taken out a restraining order, so no, I won't be your valentine."