Loneliness Alleviator Pillows

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

"My email is down... talk to me."

Cellphone Islands

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

Desert Planet

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

Alone Shark: 'Still nobody to see me, Pauline?'

'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'

'Why are the others always in the majority?'

"I said, 'You're starting to get on my nerves'!"

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

'Where's everybody?'

"There's nothing wrong with the food. I just needed a little attention."

'So long, old friend.'

I'm so sick of being single... She's coming on to me!