"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."
Single Life Navigators Mugs
Start their day with a smile on a mug celebrating the single life. Our witty designs are perfect for single life navigators who love to enjoy their mornings with humor and independence.
'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'
'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'
Better times ahead.
Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.
"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."
Midlife: You Are Here.
"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."
'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'
Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life
Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants
Doubt or Certainy
Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.
'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'
"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"
Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.
Cyber Fight
"Isn't that false advertising?"
'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'
'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'
Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.
'She saw right through me.'
'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'
"We slipped in the tub."
'The poor thing -- her therapist recommended divorce, and she isn't even married.'
'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'
' Kiss me'
"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."
Psychiatry. On the highway of life, I can't maintain the minimum speed.
A learner driver in a heart-shaped car
'Don't I get a manual or something.'
"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"
"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."
"Yeah, I'm at that awkward age where all my friends are starting families, or rehab."
"Yes, you will soon find "Miss Right"...but her nickname is "Always"."
Single Life Navigators Mugs Collection
Single Life Navigators Pillows
Find pillows that speak to your solo journey. Cozy, fun, and inspiring, they celebrate independence in every detail.
Single Life Navigators Prints
Decorate your space with prints that honor your confident, independent life. Bright, witty, and full of personality, they’re a perfect finish to your home decor.
Single Life Navigators T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that embrace your free spirit. Perfect for confident singles who love to showcase their independence with humor and style.