Single Life Navigator Mugs

Bob's longest relationship had been with his therapist.

"I've been separated a few times"

'The poor thing -- her therapist recommended divorce, and she isn't even married.'

'She saw right through me.'

"Isn't that false advertising?"

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Better times ahead.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Bashful in Nashville

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

"Wet wipe?"

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Cyber Fight