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Bob's longest relationship had been with his therapist.

"I've been separated a few times"

'The poor thing -- her therapist recommended divorce, and she isn't even married.'

'She saw right through me.'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Better times ahead.

Bashful in Nashville

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Midlife: You Are Here.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'I think he's proud of his ability to be in the way in more than one room at a time.'

Cyber Fight

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'