Single Life Navigators T-Shirts

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Better times ahead.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Midlife: You Are Here.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Cyber Fight

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'She saw right through me.'

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

"We slipped in the tub."

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

'The poor thing -- her therapist recommended divorce, and she isn't even married.'

' Kiss me'

"Yeah, I'm at that awkward age where all my friends are starting families, or rehab."

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

Memories/New Experiences

'Don't I get a manual or something.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"Yes, you will soon find "Miss Right"...but her nickname is "Always"."

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."