Single Life Exploration Mugs

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Speed dating

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Did you get my tweet?"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Ultimately love would find her...

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"Do you know what girls want?"

Napoleon marches off alone

"I had half a date last weekend."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

'Are you seeing anybody?'

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

'She saw right through me.'

Danger Quicksand