Solo Adventurers T-Shirts

I'd like to renew my life insurance policy. - 'Nope... no children. Nope... still single.' - 'Well, yes. I guess I can look forward to a 'kick ass' funeral in that case...' -

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Ultimately love would find her...

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

A man with a rake on a desert island

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Napoleon marches off alone

Desert Planet

"I had half a date last weekend."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Desert Island Raking

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

Just married.

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Driverless Car

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'How's that solo career working out for you?'

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

Introvert Career Faire.

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'