Repair Adventurer Gifts

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Congratulations on the new you!

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"AI tsumoney"

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

'If it wants to dream, we could give it some vague, unstructured problem to mull over during the night.'

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

"The first thing about living alone again is not to overdo the chintz."

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."