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'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Congratulations on the new you!

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"AI tsumoney"

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'If it wants to dream, we could give it some vague, unstructured problem to mull over during the night.'

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."