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'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Tool Box

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

A crab with a utility knife claw

Congratulations on the new you!

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Meet the new factory manager.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Bob’s Museum

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"Was it a fuse?"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

Pea green

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'I think I found the problem.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Organized chaos.

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Face Painting.