Fix-it Adventurer Gifts

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Tool Box

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Congratulations on the new you!

A crab with a utility knife claw

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Meet the new factory manager.

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Bob’s Museum

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"Was it a fuse?"

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Pea green

'I think I found the problem.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Organized chaos.

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Face Painting.