Auto Repair Adventurer T-Shirts

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"Oh, no... I don't think it's just an oil change this time!"

'I could pop the hood to take a look, but that would break the manufacturer's seal and void your warranty.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"The first thing about living alone again is not to overdo the chintz."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Trampoline Roller Paint

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

Self-driving stroller

Man in car.

"I never knew the moon had so many craters..."

'This baby is great on gas...'

You may very well be here by mistake, but until an I.T. guy sells us his soul, I won't be able to access the database.

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."

'Don't worry misses, just a bit of loose plaster, I have got some filler in the van.'

Injured man sees that he is being taken to the 'No Biggie Room', as opposed to the 'Emergency Room.

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

Service and Repairs.

'I got my wife a smart car, and now it keeps hiding from her.'

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'