Auto Repair Adventurer Mugs

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"Oh, no... I don't think it's just an oil change this time!"

'I could pop the hood to take a look, but that would break the manufacturer's seal and void your warranty.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"The first thing about living alone again is not to overdo the chintz."

Trampoline Roller Paint

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."

"I never knew the moon had so many craters..."

'Don't worry misses, just a bit of loose plaster, I have got some filler in the van.'

'This baby is great on gas...'

Man in car.

Injured man sees that he is being taken to the 'No Biggie Room', as opposed to the 'Emergency Room.

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

"It says here that 10,000 baby boomers are retiring every year."

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

'I got my wife a smart car, and now it keeps hiding from her.'

Service and Repairs.

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'