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Congratulations on the new you!

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Too bright."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

A crab with a utility knife claw

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

Pea green

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Face Painting.

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

Being Pampered.

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"The first thing about living alone again is not to overdo the chintz."