Injured Adventurer Gifts

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

First aid in mountains

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

First aid departments

Anatomy.

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

'I know just how you feel.'

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Castaway with a tennis court.

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

Ass-less Chaps

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'No broken bones. You're lucky, looks like the tree helped break your fall.'

Sunburn.

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

Water Ski Accident

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underarmor.

Mulligan's first mulligan.

You are here...

"I wanted you to meet our colon specialist before we miniaturized him."

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

'It doesn't look good, coach. He was sitting down after cheering a base hit and got a sliver - a big one... He might be lost for the rest of the season.'

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'