Emergency Adventurer Gifts

'This is it Jeff...the last of the red hot louvres.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Fish hunting for men.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Man doing a search on a computer

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Second lifeReal life.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Meet the new factory manager.

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

100k Desert Crawl

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

Desert wifi

Cruise.

"That's my boy!"