Injured Adventurer Pillows

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

First aid in mountains

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

First aid departments

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

Anatomy.

'I know just how you feel.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Castaway with a tennis court.

Ass-less Chaps

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

'No broken bones. You're lucky, looks like the tree helped break your fall.'

Sunburn.

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

Water Ski Accident

Mulligan's first mulligan.

You are here...

"I wanted you to meet our colon specialist before we miniaturized him."

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

Bygones

'It doesn't look good, coach. He was sitting down after cheering a base hit and got a sliver - a big one... He might be lost for the rest of the season.'