Autocorrect Adventurer Gifts

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Otto the SmartyCar!

Congratulations on the new you!

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

Alphabet soup

"I read the audio book."

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

"AI tsumoney"

Rudy, is there life after battery life? I don't understand, Doug 2.0. If we have made our last computation, if our processor has expired. Do we ascend to some other network, a place without pop-ads and spam? Are you sick, Doug 2.0? Are you dying? Negative. It has contracted a terrible, irreversible virus. Oh! Your laptop has died and you want to know if it's going to heaven. Will it look down on me and still track my movements? How a geek mourns.

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

'If it wants to dream, we could give it some vague, unstructured problem to mull over during the night.'

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"