Adrenaline Enthusiast Gifts

"I relapsed."

Parachuter has 'Watch out' stamped on his feet.

Fire fighting will always be dangerous as long as you have to drive to fires.

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"Wheat bran, prunes and black coffee for breakfast?! What was I thinki — oh, noooo..."

"I'm king of the world!"

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

Start talking. Who was that guy, and why was he trying to kill you?

'It seems that these days, we are having more and more transients.'

'I told you bungee jumping from your tree stand was a bad idea!'

Skydiver's fear of heights

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

You Are Here

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

The rocket powered skiier

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Rock Climber

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Extreme Bungy

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Bears going water skiing.

Surfing koala.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"