Aspirin Aficionado Gifts

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

"It used to be enough to just stop. Now I need to stop and take an aspirin."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Roller Coasters

Br... No Exit

The Day Trader

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

Funky Facts: USA.

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'