Amino Acid Aficionado Gifts

A Mean O' Acid.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet The Author"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Natural Disasters

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

Homo Gamus

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Driverless cars rage.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Flying sauces.

Kritik's Korner

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Canadian film production

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"What did you download at school today?"