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A Mean O' Acid.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet The Author"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Natural Disasters

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Homo Gamus

"Bloody hell!"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Flying sauces.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Driverless cars rage.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Canadian film production

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"