Absinthe Aficionado Gifts

The Chinese of Paris - 'Beer!... Never... only absinthe makes a man fit again!'

The Chinese of Paris - The first glass. The sixth glass.

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Green Fairy

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Trump Poutine

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

Martini Lovers

Elusive Shadow.