Alpine Adrenaline Junkie T-Shirts

Skier flying past mountains

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

You Are Here

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

The rocket powered skiier

Surfing koala.

Rock Climber

Extreme Bungy

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

YOLO vs YODO

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Off to see the world

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Skate or die."

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.