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'If at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving probably isn't for you!'

"Do you ever wish you'd been an accountant?"

Steep learning curve ahead.

Parachuting Lemming.

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

'Oh, come on -- You only live once!'

You Are Here

'First jump? I'm nervous, too. This is the first time I've packed a parachute.'

'Yes, I used to trade stocks, but I found it too risky.'

Man Jumps Out Of Plane With No Parachute.

'All clear!'

"Why do we do this again?"

'This will be interesting, let's show them who's the chicken here.'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'Hurry!!'

'I'm raising funds to buy a parachute. Anything you can spare would be appreciated.'

Jump 4 Amnesia.

'Soiling your pants every time you ride your bike fast isn't a medical condition. It's probably a mixture of fear and excitement.'

Gambling was in his blood. Couldn't help it - he had an irregular heartbeat. Even his pulse was impulsive.

How's my Driving ? - Not that I give a fuck.

"I hope you're on a a break, too."

'No Andy, we're BASE jumping! Now where's your parachute?'

"Not to worry. If I remember correctly, the sign described it as, 'death-defying.'"

'Where is Wally?'

Man in wheelchair fleeing from rock.

A skydiver is doing an extreme sudoku

Ski slopes with intimidating names.

'HAPPIER?! Now you know it works!'

Natural Selection on the Snow.

'Sorry, Steve, I'm expecting an urgent call. I have to answer that.'

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

Lemming with hang-glider.

Formula 1.

I think I just oiled myself...