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'If at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving probably isn't for you!'

"Do you ever wish you'd been an accountant?"

Steep learning curve ahead.

Parachuting Lemming.

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

'Oh, come on -- You only live once!'

You Are Here

'First jump? I'm nervous, too. This is the first time I've packed a parachute.'

'Yes, I used to trade stocks, but I found it too risky.'

Man Jumps Out Of Plane With No Parachute.

'All clear!'

"Why do we do this again?"

'This will be interesting, let's show them who's the chicken here.'

How's my Driving ? - Not that I give a fuck.

Jump 4 Amnesia.

Gambling was in his blood. Couldn't help it - he had an irregular heartbeat. Even his pulse was impulsive.

'Soiling your pants every time you ride your bike fast isn't a medical condition. It's probably a mixture of fear and excitement.'

'Hurry!!'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

"I hope you're on a a break, too."

Man in wheelchair fleeing from rock.

'No Andy, we're BASE jumping! Now where's your parachute?'

'Where is Wally?'

"Not to worry. If I remember correctly, the sign described it as, 'death-defying.'"

A skydiver is doing an extreme sudoku

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

Lemming with hang-glider.

Natural Selection on the Snow.

'HAPPIER?! Now you know it works!'

'Sorry, Steve, I'm expecting an urgent call. I have to answer that.'

Formula 1.

I think I just oiled myself...

'High risk fund mgr'

"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."