Adrenaline Junkie Whisperer T-Shirts

Mild Thing.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

You Are Here

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

The rocket powered skiier

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Extreme Bungy

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Rock Climber

Surfing koala.

YOLO vs YODO

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Skate or die."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'