Competition Adrenaline Junkie Gifts

'How many times have I told you to not call while I'm in the middle of a competition?'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

You Are Here

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Can our software do that?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Putin and Zelensky

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Tension filled the tent.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

The rocket powered skiier

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Surfing koala.

Rock Climber

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Extreme Bungy

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

YOLO vs YODO

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"