High Street Hero Pillows

'Not another charity shop.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Babies who Lunch.

Baby clinging to beard

"How much if I pedal?"

"You had me at pumpkin."

'Aw,come on- we can't even afford 'from'.'

"Your orders are burning up the system. I love it!"

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

'I tried to put a positive spin on the whole situation.'

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

'But MOM...how can I have shopping cred without a credit card?'

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

"It warms my heart to see their look of hope that we might not just buy it online."

The coward's way out.

Husband and wife with their shopping assistant struggling to carry all their purchases.

"Don't tell me. . . you're trying to stimulate the economy all by yourself!!"

"These two centres are all the same. . . we could be anywhere in the country."

"Gee, I really like this one, too!"

Retail Store

'I got a 'two for one' on the headstones.'

'Sorry buddy, read the sign.'

"So where have you been?"

"Let's push the boat out and go next door."

"... No, I never worry about falling, just landing."