High Street Hero Mugs

'Not another charity shop.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

Babies who Lunch.

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

Baby clinging to beard

"How much if I pedal?"

"You had me at pumpkin."

'Aw,come on- we can't even afford 'from'.'

"Your orders are burning up the system. I love it!"

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

'I tried to put a positive spin on the whole situation.'

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

'But MOM...how can I have shopping cred without a credit card?'

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

"It warms my heart to see their look of hope that we might not just buy it online."

The coward's way out.

"These two centres are all the same. . . we could be anywhere in the country."

Don't be a jerk, Bob – Take the cart back to the corral.

"Gee, I really like this one, too!"

"I preferred their old look."

"Don't tell me. . . you're trying to stimulate the economy all by yourself!!"

Husband and wife with their shopping assistant struggling to carry all their purchases.

'I've decided to spend my way out of the recession.'

"Let's push the boat out and go next door."

'I got a 'two for one' on the headstones.'

"So where have you been?"

'Sorry buddy, read the sign.'

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