High Street Historian Pillows

'I got a 'two for one' on the headstones.'

Retail Store

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

London map drawn from memory.

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'Here's the confirmation now, Mrs. Davis: You paid 14.4960937 per share. Kind of makes you homesick for eights and quarters, doesn't it?'

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

'Aw,come on- we can't even afford 'from'.'

Rational explanations

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

'I tried to put a positive spin on the whole situation.'

Style

'Not another charity shop.'

'But MOM...how can I have shopping cred without a credit card?'

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

"It warms my heart to see their look of hope that we might not just buy it online."

Bloody Vandals

'How am I going to pay for all this stuff?'

"These two centres are all the same. . . we could be anywhere in the country."

Husband and wife with their shopping assistant struggling to carry all their purchases.

"We were a once proud nation of shopkeepers!"

Westminster Across the Thames

Ted Baker

"Midnight already? Zounds! My wife will heap contumely upon my head!"

"Don't tell me. . . you're trying to stimulate the economy all by yourself!!"

"Darling, you remember all that mission oak on Central Park West."

Coming soon - Phase Two: More of the same.

"Let's push the boat out and go next door."

Out of Town Theme Pub next to Rural Pub

Trilby - 'Trilby's forbears'.

Drunk man thrown out of bar

Destitute Man with Child