High Street Historian Prints

'I got a 'two for one' on the headstones.'

"I preferred their old look."

Retail Store

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

London map drawn from memory.

'Here's the confirmation now, Mrs. Davis: You paid 14.4960937 per share. Kind of makes you homesick for eights and quarters, doesn't it?'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Rational explanations

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

'Aw,come on- we can't even afford 'from'.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

'I tried to put a positive spin on the whole situation.'

Style

'Not another charity shop.'

'But MOM...how can I have shopping cred without a credit card?'

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

"It warms my heart to see their look of hope that we might not just buy it online."

Bloody Vandals

Clothing museum. What would you say if someone asked you to invent an alternative to the button or zipper as a closer? It'd be a snap.

'How am I going to pay for all this stuff?'

"These two centres are all the same. . . we could be anywhere in the country."

"Darling, you remember all that mission oak on Central Park West."

"Don't tell me. . . you're trying to stimulate the economy all by yourself!!"

"We were a once proud nation of shopkeepers!"

"Midnight already? Zounds! My wife will heap contumely upon my head!"

Husband and wife with their shopping assistant struggling to carry all their purchases.

Westminster Across the Thames

Ted Baker

Coming soon - Phase Two: More of the same.

Drunk man thrown out of bar

Trilby - 'Trilby's forbears'.

Out of Town Theme Pub next to Rural Pub