High Street Explorers Pillows

Husband and wife with their shopping assistant struggling to carry all their purchases.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

I love the Shard

Giant Monster in Bath

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"City kids."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

East End Maps.

Bankside

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

The Desert Island Package

Sidewalk Ballet

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

The successful rubbernecker...

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

Under New Mismanagement

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).