Urban Explorers Pillows

"City kids."

Tat Nav - Rag and Bone Man.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Which trail has the best cell-phone reception?"

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

He shot a man once. Been on the lamb ever since.

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense, but if I had a cell phone, you'd think it was acceptable!

Men Working Since 1931

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'Just narrowly miss the old lady,don't hit the lamp-post,go round the pram and it's the third pavement on the left..'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

LA: 'I'm going to be late- the moving stairs broke down.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

I love New York

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

Heart of Darkness

Next 5 Exits: Five sprawling suburbs that look so much like each other even WE can't tell the difference any more. Best of luck to you.

'Ooh! On our left are the 'Big Five' - a hippie, a yuppie, a junkie, a fatty and a queen!'

'Where are we supposed to play now?'

The big apple.

"Aw, not in my morning latte, man."

No Change, No Hope

Leading By Caving In

The War on Architectural Postmodernism

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"Hey! Let's give them a thrill and pretend we're getting brunch!"

"I can't meet you in the park today. The cats suspect something."

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

Classifieds

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

The Yessiree Bob Building and No Way Jose fire escape.

"I remember when there were cavemen and Druids on the Upper West Side."

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"Excuse me, sir - do you have a minute to listen to the dream I had last night?"