Urban Explorers With A Twist Pillows

'Projectile painting.'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Giant Monster in Bath

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"City kids."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Shakespeare Quote

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

The Desert Island Package

Sidewalk Ballet

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Under New Mismanagement

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

The successful rubbernecker...

Privatised pavement...

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

A smart alec boy

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

Planet of the Ants

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'