Urban Explorers With A Twist T-Shirts

Safety pin helping pins cross street safely.

'Projectile painting.'

Giant Monster in Bath

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"City kids."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Shakespeare Quote

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

The Desert Island Package

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Sidewalk Ballet

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

Under New Mismanagement

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

The successful rubbernecker...

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Privatised pavement...

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

Planet of the Ants

A smart alec boy

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."