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Due to his philanthropic work hotel magnate Philip Hobblesworth earned the swipe card to the city award.

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"Would you like to look at the menu sir?"

Magical thinking in pigeons

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

"Are you aware that this is now considered part of the Greater New York Metropolitan Area?"

"Sister Theresa, who was St. Regis?"

Urban Ice Fishing

Welcome to Pine Ridge: Please Follow Our City's Guidelines

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

Man about to be hit by a fly swat.

People on a map with pegs on their noses.

Harvey had pressed the button and was waiting for the green man to appear.

Boris Bike

"I know where I am - I just want to know where my date is!"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Welcome to the future"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Dog Walking Services

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Wifi in Hell

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"