High-wire Hero T-Shirts

The stilt walkers union on strike

Tightrope Walker

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

I love Basketball.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Athletic Darwinism.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

No, Carl, I don't know of a cure for the hiccups.

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

The sooner you stop freaking out, the sooner I can take the pic.

High wire performer has to stop at traffic lights for crossing trapeze artists.

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

The coward's way out.

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

Large hi fi.

'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'

"Bless this mess: The beautifully tangled reasons you *still* wear wired headphones"

'And then Steve Jobs invented apple computers.'

'Yes, well I wasn't wearing a harness like that Niagara Falls Wallenda wimp!'

Walking a fine line of debt.

Man on wire balancing while carrying big stones.

With his illustrious career in the circus over, Alfonzo the Great settled into a job with the New England Power Company.

Henry's confidence was down.

'...Your high wire act isn't that impressive.'

Man about jogger on high wire: 'It must be that 'runner's high' that I've heard about.'

'Look, Bernie's doing his high wire act!'

"I have to try this before I die."

'Darn! Restless Leg Syndrome!'

Wordplay: Falsetto.

"... No, I never worry about falling, just landing."