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Woman Delivering Lunch to Builder.

'Ironically, he had vertigo.'

Tall man next to a stilt-walker.

Window washer with springs on his feet.

God has an attack of vertigo

"... No, I never worry about falling, just landing."

It as a terrible moment to develop a fear of heights.

Goat Romance

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

Man on stilts on a date.

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

Mount Everest.

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

"Remember, when I called for an appointment, I told you I had this huge fear of falling."

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

Ascent Attempt.

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

You must be this tall to bump head on sign.