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'It's been a dry year. The only thing I grew was taller.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Reach for the Star.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Try thinking about something else."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"You left your demons here last week."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

That party went well.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Soaring Profits

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"You've changed."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

Congratulations on the new you!

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'