Height Growth Prints

'It's been a dry year. The only thing I grew was taller.'

Reach for the Star.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Try thinking about something else."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"You left your demons here last week."

Screen Time vs Book Time

That party went well.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Soaring Profits

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Congratulations on the new you!

"You've changed."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."