'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'
Height Prints
Decorate with personality! Our height-themed prints make a bold statement and are a charming way to celebrate stature in any home or office.
"Wow. From up here you can see all the way to Friday."
'Here comes my first husband-look taller.'
"How come you're taller than me?"
Shepherd and eurydice
"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
They hated me.
Louis Armstrong
A Symphony of Penguins
'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'
"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."
Pete Townshend Vineyards
Squeezing the Free Press.
"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."
'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'
They're Not Just That Into It
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."
Can You Spot the Differences?
Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.
When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....
I could have danced all night!
Mardi Gras
'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
Robert Fripp
Baby Piano
Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole
Tut and Carmen.
Guitarist
'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'
Height Prints Collection
Height Mugs
Looking for a mug that celebrates height? Discover our collection of humorous and charming mugs designed for those who stand tall or enjoy playful takes on stature.
Height Pillows
Browse our playful pillows that highlight height with humor. Brighten up any space with these witty home accessories.
Height T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts that celebrate height! Perfect for making a lighthearted style statement about how tall or short someone truly is.