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'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

"Wow. From up here you can see all the way to Friday."

'Here comes my first husband-look taller.'

"How come you're taller than me?"

Shepherd and eurydice

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

They hated me.

A Symphony of Penguins

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Squeezing the Free Press.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Can You Spot the Differences?

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Mardi Gras

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Baby Piano

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

Marimba

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Tut and Carmen.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole