Height Measurer T-Shirts

Measuring a girl's height.

'Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back...'

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

The Bearskin Hat Family

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

"I fancy tall men."

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

Whatever ran over the poor guy really left some marks. Tape measure.

Mount Everest.

"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..."

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

God has an attack of vertigo

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson."

Warranty Void

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

Goat Romance

Time Scales

'Drop the rock!'

Woman Delivering Lunch to Builder.

Child Grows Tall

'Ironically, he had vertigo.'