Height Measurer Pillows

Measuring a girl's height.

'Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back...'

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

"I fancy tall men."

Mount Everest.

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..."

God has an attack of vertigo

Time Scales

Warranty Void

Goat Romance

"I am sorry to inform you that you are displaying early signs of senile dimensiona Mr Johnson."

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

'Drop the rock!'

Woman Delivering Lunch to Builder.

Child Grows Tall

'Life isn't fair. Just when girls get interesting, they get taller than us.'

Tall man next to a stilt-walker.